posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 8:34 PM

 
You will never guess what I found! I was looking on the "recently published blogs" sidebar and I saw one call "Everybody Loves Ramen." Naturally, I clicked on it. And what did I find? Read under the "I am a chocolate frog" banner, and you will see my joy. Click here for uber funniness

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If you didn't click on the link and want to see it there first, don't read the next sentence yet. For all the rest of you who are lazy bums, her is what it says, and I quote: "I'm a chocolate frog! and Oliver Wood is HOT!!!"

Um, anyway, I ;m sad because NO ONE READS MY BLOG! *cry* I work so hard on it! I try to be interesting and funny! And NO ONE CARES! *cry some more*

I'm done now.

My mother has been blasting Smooth Jazz all day, and I think the lysol might have gone to her head or something. The police might come for disturbing the peace. Weird...

Had to explain to Sig about the "I poked Katana, ask me how!" He wrote a nice little poem. Which reminds me...

*discreetly steals cheerleader megaphone with (insert ditzy food name here) on the side* IF YOU'RE IN THE FDTF, GO TO THE AWARDS CEREMONY ON SUN., 24 @ 4:00 PM! *returns megaphone for fear of being infected with mysterious cheerleader disease (which is a relative of mysterious Eagle disease, only worse. You turn into a *gasp* CHEERLEADER!)*

Um... School.. We got to watch a movie on NINJA staring this old foggie with a BRITTISH ACCENT! OH! 'Tis funny...

See, several years ago, Matt and I used to ride the same bus, right? Right. So anyway, we were talking about something random (like usual) and since Austin wasn't there, it's wasn't an arguement *gasp*. Anyhoo, somehow we got on the subject of chicken rice, which I to this day am not enitirely sure what it is, and he used the expression "tear the walls down" (conplete wiht hand motions). I believe at this point he was reading that wonky book about the butler, so I assumed it was just a saying form there, or perhaps a regional thing, seeing as this was just after I moved to good ol' VA. You see, at this point in time, I was still in the "context clues" phase from which I am now trying to move away. So, I just smiled and nodded and went on my happy way. Actually, his stop was first so it was more like he went and I was just merry. Moving on, I have attempted to decipher the meaning of this more than once, but I was never actually quite sure. So, I asked him about it this morning. Then, after a big, long, round the bush, um... thingy he confirmed, as I thought, it meant you were excited. Then, he said "I've go a retort" and I said "How can you have a retort to a statement" and then he said "Okay, maybe more like a response. A retorty response. But I won't tell you now 'cause ther are people." I was confused, but didn't say anything. Then, he didn't tell before Math because of time and the same for before Japanese. Then, at lunch, the suspense ended. He started going into this heartfelt thing because I had mentioned "tear the walls down" might have somethign to do with tearing them down to get away. Then I said "Do you remeber what you said" and he said "no" and I quoted from the above conversation about chicken rice and then he kinda sputtered and I'm sure he was embarassed. I couldn't see him because I was peeling my yellow (more on that later). Then, I told Erin and she said how it would make her day in drivers ed. It's good to know I'm loved.

NOTE: The above conversations were severly abbridged and are subject to garbling due to my bad memory.

E-mailing my grandmother HC pictures... I have to e-mail the CS too. Maa, Ato de.

Um.... What else?

Everyone who wants to do gift exchange, come to lunch on Monday, not that anyone will read this so not that it matters.

Looking at Soupgang photos. I can't tell. Are high schoolers? College? Ah, brain!

I hate how dial-up is so slow...

Oh, that reminds me. Rain:

Here are some thoughts about rain. I like rain better than sunshine beacuse then I can see and I don't have to worry about sneezing. Rain always makes me want to read or write, taking me back to my first love, words (Don't worry, dearheart. It doesn't count.). I find it's the only time I can write poetry other than haiku or limeriks, and I write best in the darkness. Also, I find my thoughts wander most in the rain. Ironically, in the rain is when I think about companionship the most even though I prefer to be alone in a storm. Very wierd. I think I'm done. Why doesn't someone else write about rain as a COMMENT *hinthint*? Not that ther is anyone to comment.

Hmmm.... What else? Oh. Here is the "quote of the day," as Katana would put it: "Andy has made the outrageous claim that he is better at Spanish than the average Russian student." Blatently untrue. You'd do well to stop lying, Andy. THE END IS NEAR! REPENT, ANDY, REPENT.

Now when I say the end is near, I mean it. So, I leave you with this one final thought:

"Don't the Detroit Lions play football?" Or, if you prefer, "I played quarterback!" Jaa.